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Steve Glasgow
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 Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:02 am Post subject: When you are out of Beer! |
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Lynnie got this somewhere and I thought you all might enjoy it.
Cappy
Dick & Ed were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH.
One day the airport was fogged in and they
were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Ed says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at
how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Ed.
Ed says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Dick says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Ed says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a
hangover?"
Dick says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no
hangover, nothing. We ought to do this
more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
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