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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: (no subject) Reply with quote
While escaping thru Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle on the beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie arose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-swine!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman
and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in
the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding,
and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.

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