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 Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: Stripper (Humor - Erase now if you don't want a chuckle) |
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I got this story today via email. Erase if you don't
want to laugh:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed
away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can't take that chance."
Scott Laughlin
Working on engine Cowl
http://www.cooknwithgas.com/9_2_06_Intake5.JPG
--- Bill Naumuk <naumuk(at)alltel.net> wrote:
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<naumuk(at)alltel.net>
John-
I know, I left myself open. Maybe we ought to
have a code for when we're
serious and when we're not.
Bill Naumuk
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