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hkgibby(at)yahoo.com Guest
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject: Yak 52 spins-My view/OFF TOPIC |
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(OFF TOPIC) - a break from the "equine bludgeoning" of the stall/spin characteristics and virtues of spin training�topic and for all those who pack heat out there...you'll like this.
Posted to Craig's List Personals: �
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )
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Reply to: pers-982078099(at)craigslist.org (pers-982078099(at)craigslist.org) [??] �
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST � � �
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I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I
hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You
also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you some how
come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
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I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that �
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just
bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just
picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, huh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
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I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever �
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm
sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your
buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of�
calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and
explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your
card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet
itself in a dumpster. � �
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I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your
bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the
line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't
know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off
your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's
office with it. Oh well. � �
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So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did
this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm
sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd
like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand
did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for
not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm �
hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you
might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do
lunch and laundry. Peace! � �
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- Alex � � � �
Hank Gibson
904-738-3240 Mobile
904-213-1760 Home
hkgibby(at)yahoo.com (hkgibby(at)yahoo.com)
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--- On Thu, 1/15/09, Richard Goode <richard.goode(at)russianaeros.com> wrote:
[quote]From: Richard Goode <richard.goode(at)russianaeros.com>
Subject: Re: Yak 52 spins-My view
To: yak-list(at)matronics.com
Date: Thursday, January 15, 2009, 8:29 PM
Doug-even in real English,that is totally correct!
Richard Goode Aerobatics
Rhodds Farm
Lyonshall
Hereford
HR5 3LW
United Kingdom
Tel: +44 (0) 1544 340120
Fax: +44 (0) 1544 340129
www.russianaeros.com
I�m currently in Sri Lanka but this Mail is working,and my local phone is +94 779 132 160.
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fstarace(at)sc.rr.com Guest
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: Yak 52 spins-My view/OFF TOPIC |
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Are you serious??? This is sick! Glad you made it out, just fine, no doubt! Want you with me in a dark alley, should I ever have to be in one...YIKES!!! BTW...I HATE Blackberry's...they ruin a relationship from the get go!
God bless!
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