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dowens(at)aerialviewpoint
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 Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:52 am Post subject: Great Scott |
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Courtesy of WWII Navy Veteran Bob Carboney
A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.The robot says, "What will you have?
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The man says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leave's but finds it very interesting so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini. The robot again brings him a perfect martini, and then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So ... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
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n55bz(at)cox.net
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:02 am Post subject: Great Scott |
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We escaped by the Grace of God.
Kindest regards,
Bill
---- nico css <nico(at)cybersuperstore.com> wrote:
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