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 Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: YOU MIGHT BE IN THE AVIATION/AEROSPACE INDUSTRY IF ... |
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This bit of humor may be a little OT, but helps to explain why some of my posts seem incomprehensible.
| Quote: | | Quote: | YOU MIGHT BE IN THE AVIATION/AEROSPACE INDUSTRY IF ... 1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers. Orhave moved 10 times in two years and have never known who your boss was. 2. Your resume is on a jumpdrive in your pocket. 3. Someone asks you what you do for a living and you lie. 4. You get really excited about a 2% pay increase. 5. Your biggest loss from a system crash, is that you lose your best jokes. 6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. 7. Its dark on your drive to and from work. 8. Fun is
when "projects" are assigned to someone else. 9. Communication is something your "group" is having problems with. 10. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor. 11. Free food left over from a meeting is your main staple. 12. All art involves a white board. 13. All real work is done prior to 8:00am and after 4:30pm. 14. You're already late on the assignment you just received. 15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon. 16. Your boss's favorite lines are ... "When you get a few minutes ...""I have an opportunity for you ..." "Cross-charging is forbidden." "the directional truth in a white water world ..." "We have a new culture that will enable us to ..." "We have a new engineering vice-president." "This reorganization will allow us to streamline our way of doingbusiness, becoming more competitive." 17. 99% of the people in your company do
not know what you do. 18. 99% of the people in your company do not care what you do. 19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you get everyJanuary. 20. Change is the norm. 21. Nepotism is strongly encouraged. 22. Your company announces no pay increase because it is investing money in anew aircraft development. 23. Your company announces no pay increase because the airline industry is in adownturn. And your boss gets voted "man of the year in aerospace" 24. Your fear to fly is becoming even worse. 25. Everyone at the company says that without his work there would be noaircraft. 26. An ordinary secretary has more power than an old engineer. 27. You read this entire list and understand it. 28. Not allowing firearms on company property is seen strictly as a suicideprevention measure. 29. The only people you forward
this to are in aerospace too because no oneelse would understand! |
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