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jtaddington(at)verizon.ne
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:18 am Post subject: Commander-List:

I will try this again, it did not all copy over.  

Jim  

   

An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.  

As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.  

She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"  

He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;   

Piper Cubs, Aeronca's;  flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the   

Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;  

flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,  

I reckon, I am a pilot."  

   

She said, "Wow!!  I'm impressed!!  Well,  I'm a lesbian!    

I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.    

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.   

When I shower, I think about naked women.   

When I watch TV, I think about naked women.   

Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.    

So, that's why I'm a lesbian."  

   

The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.  

   

Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,   

"Are you a real pilot?"  

   

He replied,  "Well, I had always thought I was,   

but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian."  

   

   



     



 

 

     



 

    

   

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nico(at)cybersuperstore.c
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:10 am Post subject: Commander-List:

I gotit all the first time, Jim. Very  funny.

  



   From: owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com  [mailto:owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Jim  Addington

Sent: Monday, October 19, 2009 8:43 AM

To:  commander-list(at)matronics.com

Subject: RE:  Commander-List:

 

  

I  will try this again, it did not all copy over. 

Jim 

  

An old Pilot sat down in  a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. 

As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful  young blonde sat down next to him. 

She turned to him and asked,  "Are you a real pilot??" 

He replied, "Well, I spent my  entire adult life flying airplanes;  

Piper Cubs, Aeronca's;  flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the   

Korean conflict; taught 50 people to  fly and gave rides to hundreds; 

flew many airliners, and  retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so, 

I reckon, I am a  pilot." 

  

She said, "Wow!!  I'm  impressed!!  Well,  I'm a  lesbian!   

I spend all my time thinking  about beautiful naked women.   

As soon as I get up in the  morning, I think about naked women.  

When I shower, I think about naked  women.  

When I watch TV, I think about naked  women.  

Seems  like just about everything makes me think of naked  women.   

So, that's why I'm a  lesbian." 

  

The two sat sipping their coffee in  silence. 

  

Later, a  young man sat down on the other side  of the pilot and asked,  

"Are you a real  pilot?" 

  

He replied,   "Well, I had always thought I was,  

but I  just learned ... that I'm a lesbian." 

  

  



    



    

  

  

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